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Welcome to the Citadel

Musings, pictures, artwork made by myself and others, and all of the finest quality bullshit you've come to expect.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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kierongillen:

hadrianx:

adsertoris:

Sigourney Weaver and the Alien Queen on the set of Aliens (1986)

BFFs!

Eternal OTP.

kierongillen:

hadrianx:

adsertoris:

Sigourney Weaver and the Alien Queen on the set of Aliens (1986)

BFFs!

Eternal OTP.

(Source: chezalp, via x-oskeleton)

"If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time."
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Lessons Learned in Life (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

And a million people sat in silence, waiting for the other person to make the first move.

(via aeonbaby)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
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if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

swoz:

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

CONFIRMED.