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New axe for orc Gorgosh by farrier Dâgalur

1 day ago 36 notes

Tagged with:  #axe  #Neat.



I am so happy

Can we please talk about how the dolphins name is fappy?



I am so happy

Can we please talk about how the dolphins name is fappy?

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The long game.

The long game.

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Tagged with:  #successful troll

orewatowi said: do you plan on going to matsuricon this fall?








i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum



if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

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Treasure Chest interior pages! Original ink drawings (sans text) are available for $25 on my blog. Get ‘em.

All of these were drawn in sumi-e ink and pencil on watercolor paper. Each is 4.5x6”. I did them all in about a week.

The dunkleosteus Sea Lord Helm is rad as hell.

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Kill of the week goes to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker. Poor flat bastard.

Whenever I watch a zombie movie and they’re all, like, hacking zombies apart with machetes and there’s zombie blood all over everything I’m like “Infectious diseases transmitted through bodily fluids can be transmitted through mucus membrane contact as easily as through bites. You can’t get zombie blood all in your eyeballs and expect to survive the apocalypse.”

This is GIF is not subject to that criticism…Sister Cynthia plays it safe.

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6 days ago 20624 notes

Tagged with:  #truth

Tagged with:  #Frank Frazetta

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Tagged with:  #Lord of the Rings

oni-est-nomi said: well... if you are going to learn russian now, I could also teach you german ;D wich is btw a far more melodic language

I’ve always liked German. I wanted to take it in high school, but I changed schools freshman year and wound up with three years of Latin instead.

Sprechen sie Deutsche?